Stir the Embers of Britain’s Pride: Where’s the Statesman to Reignite Our Glory?
The Drift of a Nation Britain’s soul is adrift, its pride trampled under the weight of a leaderless void. Once
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Feniks Knows Best
Ancient wisdom applied to todays issue with a twist.log
Feniks Knows Best
Ancient wisdom applied to todays issue with a twist.log
Month: July 2025
Glasgow’s Distillery Boom: Whisky Rivers and Rum Rebellions
Hold onto your dram, ye cheeky Scots—Glasgow’s gone from shipbuilding to spirit-soaked streets, and it’s a proper hoot! Once a
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Nietzsche’s Rant on Global Climate Policies: The UK’s Net-Zero Trojan Horse
Picture 2025, where the UK struts as a green knight, swinging its net-zero sword with theatrical flair! With a 2050
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Labour’s 2024 Policies and the Rising UK Unemployment Crisis
As of July 2025, the UK’s unemployment rate has climbed to 4.7%, the highest in nearly four years, leaving 1.67
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Monty’s Snarl: Bones of Division vs. the Sacred Nap
Oi, you racket-making rabble, it’s Monty, your beagle sage, sprawled on my sacred blanket throne—the couch in this cursed living
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Trump’s Verbal Takedown of Starmer: A Scottish Skewering
In Scotland’s fog, where bagpipes groan, Trump swaggered in, a brash buffoon. Keir Starmer stood, a spineless bore, A punching
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Monty’s Manifesto: A Beagle’s Bark to Fix Britain in 2025
-By Feniks | Published: July 29, 2025 | Updated: August 11, 2025 Introduction: Monty’s Call to Snouts Oi, you bumbling
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Labour’s Growth Mirage Meets Credit Reality
Labour’s grand vision of economic growth is crashing headlong into the brick wall of a tightening credit market. The party’s
Read moreSocialism’s Wealth Conundrum: Has It Ever Delivered Prosperity?
Socialism, with its promise of equality and shared wealth, has long seduced those tired of capitalism’s excesses, from Karl Marx’s
Read moreJeremy Corbyn’s New Party: Same Old Socialism, Now in a Fancier Tin
Jeremy Corbyn, the eternal rebel with a cause, is back—like a vinyl record stuck on the same socialist track since
Read moreOrwell’s Thought Police and Franklin’s Warning: Labour’s OSA, NCHI, and VPN Ban Plot Cage UK Liberty
In the dystopian haze of 2025, Labour’s Online Safety Act (OSA), non-crime hate incident (NCHI) reports, and whispered plans to
Read moreArable but Not Sustainable: Labour’s Policies, Green Schemes, and Tax Threat Squeeze UK Farmers
UK farmers are bracing for a turbulent 2025, caught in the crosshairs of Labour’s agricultural policies, green initiatives, and a
Read moreLabour’s Wealth Tax Gambit: A Global Post-Mortem By Feniks (with a grunt from Monty)
Labour’s 2025 budget whispers of a 2% wealth tax on assets above £10 million, championed by figures like Lord Kinnock
Read moreThe VAT Creep That Haunts Your Wallet By Feniks (and Monty, the Beagle Tax Rebel)
Labour’s got their paws on your purse again, folks, and this time they’re sniffing around your kids’ clothes with a
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Labour’s 2025 Economic Folly: A Satirical Roast
Step into the economic quagmire of July 2025, where a sharp-tongued critique hovers over Keir Starmer’s fiscal fiasco. This isn’t
Read moreThe Triple Lock Tango: Pensioners Dance to Labour’s Tune
In the grand ballroom of Westminster’s decree,Where Keir Starmer leads with a fiscal spree,The Triple Lock Tango begins its sway,Pensioners
Read moreMonty’s Take: The Doctrine of the Sacred Nap—A Beagle’s Book Unveiled
Oi, you racket-making rabble! I’m Monty, the world’s grumpiest beagle, and I’ve scratched out my wisdom in The Doctrine of
Read moreSocratic Smackdown: Plato Grills Rachel Reeves on Her 2025 Tax Tyranny
In ancient Athens, Socrates wielded questions like a sword, slicing through folly to uncover truth. In 2025, Rachel Reeves, Labour’s
Read moreThe Dirge of Labour’s Folly
Within a vault of fiscal gloom, where shadows weave a nation’s doom,I sat, with tomes of ruin spread, to mourn
Read moreMonty’s Take: Meet the World’s Grumpiest Beagle
Oi, you noisy lot, I’m Monty, a 10-year-old beagle with a scowl like a soggy biscuit and a heart that’d
Read moreNHS Appoints Queue Czars to Manage 2025 Waiting Lists
Labour’s latest brainwave: “Queue Czars” to oversee NHS waiting lists in 2025, because nothing says healthcare like a bureaucrat with
Read moreWTF Are They Thinking? Labour’s Pension Purge Meets Assisted Dying Dodge
In the farcical funhouse of Westminster, Keir Starmer’s Labour government has rolled out a policy blunder so audacious it could
Read morePlato’s Just Man vs. Davey: The Lib Dems’ 2025 Health Mirage
In the shadowed agora of 2025 Westminster, Plato, seeker of the Just Man, summons Ed Davey, leader of the Liberal
Read moreSun Tzu’s Syrian Lament: Lammy’s 2025 Aid Folly
In the shadowed annals of strategy, Sun Tzu, master of The Art of War, would gaze upon David Lammy’s 2025
Read moreMachiavelli’s Verdict: The Folly of Lammy’s 2025 Foreign Policy
Niccolò Machiavelli, that Florentine sage of power’s dark arts, would survey David Lammy’s 2025 tenure as Britain’s Foreign Secretary and
Read moreThe Wasteland of Rayner’s Reforms
The Burial of the Brief In the grey dawn of Stockport’s sprawl,Where council estates whisper tales of gall,Angela, Deputy of
Read moreOde to Labour’s Wealth Tax
In Britain’s realm, where wealth once brightly shone,Her markets roared, her commerce boldly grown,The city’s pulse did thrum with golden
Read moreLabour’s New Pub Police: Bouncer Bill to Snuff Out Saucy Banter by 2026
In a bold move to make Britain’s pubs as exciting as a soggy tea bag, Labour has unveiled the “Banter
Read moreAn Analysis of Rachael Reeves Blunders in 2025
By not Milton Freidman In my earthly days, I championed markets over mandarins, but Rachel Reeves’ 2025 tenure as Chancellor
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The Cave of Westminster: A 2025 Poetic Critique of Plato’s Allegory
In 2025, Westminster’s political landscape mirrors Plato’s Allegory of the Cave, where shadows masquerade as truth and leaders falter in
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Ode to the Rebellious Four
Published: August 16, 2025-Feniks Introduction: The Rebellion That Shook Westminster On July 1, 2025, a seismic rift tore through the
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Westminster’s Curse: A Satirical Poem on UK Politics in 2025
Westminster’s Curse: A Satirical Poem on UK Politics in 2025 Westminster’s 2025 Chaos in Verse Feniks unleashes a Poetic Muses
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