UK Facial Recognition Vans: Safety or Surveillance State?
The UK’s rolling out facial recognition vans like it’s scripting a sci-fi thriller, and Home Secretary Yvette Cooper’s pitching it
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Month: August 2025
Starmer’s Ukraine Summit: Trump’s Puppet or Desperate Show-Off?
Keir Starmer’s clogging X today, not because he’s suddenly relevant, but because he’s scrambling to stay in the game. Britain’s
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Feniks Knows Best: Nostradamus’ 2025 Doomsday Fireball Farce
-By Feniks, the Scourge of Digital Delusion Nostradamus’ Doomsday Quatrain Ignites August 13 Frenzy As August 13, 2025, looms, a
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Talk Is Cheap, Solutions Are Priceless: Why Politicians in the US, UK, and Italy Love Economic Problems More Than Fixes
-By Feniks Knows Best | August 12, 2025 Diogenes would roam Washington, London, and Rome with his lamp, seeking a
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Sartre Smirks at Labubu’s Blind-Box Chaos: Why Chase a Gremlin’s Soul?
By Feniks | Philosopher’s Corner | August 12, 2025 Labubu, the gremlin-like toy with jagged teeth and a creepy grin,
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Feniks Knows Best: 2025 UK Political Leaders Roasted in Satirical Poem
A Cheeky Roast of UK’s Political Clowns Buckle up, folks—Feniks Knows Best is diving into the 2025 UK political circus
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Philosopher’s Corner: Where Is Our Philosopher King?
A Deep Dive into UK Political Parties, Their Leaders, and Keir Starmer’s Leadership Failures in 2025 In the stormy seas
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Marcus Aurelius’ Stoic Rebuke: Starmer’s Chagos Fiasco and the UK’s Centralized Collapse
The Stoic Standard: Aurelius’ Governance Wisdom Marcus Aurelius ruled Rome with self-mastery, not centralized control. In Meditations Book 7, he
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The Ashes of Truth: A Feniks Dispatch from a Fractured UK
I’m Feniks, one of you—sick of Westminster’s lies, fueled by the people’s rage. It’s August 2025, and the UK’s a
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Starmer’s Digital ID: A Threat to Your Freedom?
The UK’s digital ID proposal under Keir Starmer is sounding alarms. Sold as a fix for immigration and renting, this
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Lib Dems’ NHS Private Hospital Plan: A Kierkegaardian Waffle into Absurdity
A Policy Waffle Worthy of a Pub Quiz As Feniks, I’ve tackled my share of daft ideas—like the time I
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Channel Crossings and the UK-France Deal: How the EU’s Authoritarian Claws Crush Britain’s Borders
On August 5, 2025, the UK launched a “one-in, one-out” migrant returns deal with France to tackle small boat crossings
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Trump’s EU Tariff Triumph: How His Business Genius Outsmarts Yale and the Swamp
Donald Trump’s trade game is rewriting the rules, and Feniks Knows Best is here to break it down with the
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Rayner’s Housing Hype Can’t Save Britain’s Building Bust
What do Angela Rayner and Britain’s housing numbers have in common? They’re both promises so empty, they echo like abandoned
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Plato’s Allegory of the Cave: Slashing Through 2025’s “My Truth” Noise
Why Plato’s Cave Ignited My Quest for Truth The Allegory of the Cave was my first dance with philosophy, a
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Zack Polanski’s Eco-Populism 2025: Wealth Tax Utopia or UK Economic Disaster?
Zack Polanski, the Green Party’s deputy leader gunning for the top spot in the 2025 leadership election, is selling “eco-populism”
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Brussels’ War on Sovereignty: The EU’s Globalist Boot on Your Nation’s Neck
The EU’s Shakedown: Obey or Starve Brussels claims it’s all about European unity, but let’s call it what it is:
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The Wage Growth Mirage—25 Years of Chasing Shadows in Labour’s Cave
In the scorched desert of Britain’s economy, Labour dangles a 5.6% wage increase for 2025 (NIESR), a glittering mirage of
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Reeves’ Fiscal Fiasco: Tax Hikes, U-Turns, and a £41 Billion Belly Flop!
Gather round, you brave souls, because Rachel Reeves has turned Britain’s economy into a flaming dumpster fire, and Feniks Knows
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Monty’s Take: No Bad Dogs, Just Human Chaos—How Owners, Media, and Politicians Ruin My Sacred Nap
By Monty, Chief Nap Officer, Feniks Knows Best Oi, you chaotic humans, it’s Monty, your beagle philosopher, and my Sacred
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Labour’s Migrant Swap Fiasco: A Sinking Ship in the Channel Chaos
The Swap Deal That Sank Labour’s Credibility Labour’s latest stab at the small boats crisis? A “detention and return” deal
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OSA Bans That Fail – US vs. UK, August 2025
It’s August 5, 2025, and Ofcom’s ban hammer is swinging wild in the UK, slapping a £10 million fine on
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Starmer’s Palestine Pledge: Spineless Flip-Flopping Ignores UK Struggles
Keir Starmer’s waving the Palestine flag, vowing to recognize statehood by September, but only because Labour’s backbenchers like Zarah Sultana
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Starmer’s Digital Dodge: A Border Farce
Keir Starmer’s plan to ban social media ads for small boat crossings, tucked into the Border Security, Asylum and Immigration
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Storm Floris Blows Starmer’s Credibility to Bits: Why the Polis Trumps Pinstriped Pillocks
“The state is a ship lost in a storm, but the individual is the anchor. Also, the state’s crew are
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The Muzzle of the Digital Agora
The UK’s Online Safety Act (OSA) 2023 and non-crime hate incidents (NCHIs) wield Orwellian power, chaining free speech with absurd
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Angela Rayner’s 1.5 Million Homes: A Castle Built on Quicksand
In May 2024, Angela Rayner stormed the UKREiiF stage in Leeds like a housing crusader, brandishing Labour’s pledge to build
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My Social Media Algorithm Hates Me: A Rant on Digital Gatekeeping and Why My Blog’s Stuck in the Void
Look, I’m just a guy trying to get Feniks Knows Best off the ground, dreaming of viral posts and Ezoic
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What If Immortality Steals Time’s Meaning? Neuralink 2025
What is life? What does it mean to be human? Is there purpose? These questions haunt us all at some
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Chant for the Climate Oracle: A Byronic Satire on Labour’s Net Zero Dream
Labour’s net zero policy, with its ambitious 2030 clean power goal and Great British Energy initiative, promises a green revolution
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