Labour’s Epic Collapse: Approval Ratings Tank and 75% Seat Losses Loom
In July 2024, Labour, led by Keir Starmer, rode a wave of anti-Tory sentiment to a landslide victory, clinching 411
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Why Do We Search for Doom Scrolling Meaning? A Philosophical Take
You’re lost in an X spiral, swiping through memes, rants, and someone’s curated “best life.” An hour vanishes, leaving a
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UK Inflation 2025: The Economic Squeeze Burning Your Wallet
By FeniksAugust 23, 2025 The UK’s economy is squeezing families dry, and nobody in Westminster’s owning up. UK inflation 2025
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UK Free Speech Lessons: 1770s Mistakes to 2025 Unity
A Dream Lost to Ego Imagine what Britain would look like today if, in the 1770s, we’d ditched the ego
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Why UK Energy Bill Rises Sting Despite Cheap Gas
Your energy bill’s climbing, and it’s not your imagination. Wholesale gas prices are down 13.77% to 76.97 GBp/therm, a 12-month
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UK Thought Police Training—Newspeak in Whitehall’s Script
Picture a Whitehall clerk, hunched in a sterile seminar, terrified of typing “brainstorm” lest it spark a “microaggression” charge. Welcome
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UK Facial Recognition Vans: Safety or Surveillance State?
The UK’s rolling out facial recognition vans like it’s scripting a sci-fi thriller, and Home Secretary Yvette Cooper’s pitching it
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Starmer’s Ukraine Summit: Trump’s Puppet or Desperate Show-Off?
Keir Starmer’s clogging X today, not because he’s suddenly relevant, but because he’s scrambling to stay in the game. Britain’s
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Feniks Knows Best: Nostradamus’ 2025 Doomsday Fireball Farce
-By Feniks, the Scourge of Digital Delusion Nostradamus’ Doomsday Quatrain Ignites August 13 Frenzy As August 13, 2025, looms, a
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Talk Is Cheap, Solutions Are Priceless: Why Politicians in the US, UK, and Italy Love Economic Problems More Than Fixes
-By Feniks Knows Best | August 12, 2025 Diogenes would roam Washington, London, and Rome with his lamp, seeking a
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Sartre Smirks at Labubu’s Blind-Box Chaos: Why Chase a Gremlin’s Soul?
By Feniks | Philosopher’s Corner | August 12, 2025 Labubu, the gremlin-like toy with jagged teeth and a creepy grin,
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Feniks Knows Best: 2025 UK Political Leaders Roasted in Satirical Poem
A Cheeky Roast of UK’s Political Clowns Buckle up, folks—Feniks Knows Best is diving into the 2025 UK political circus
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Philosopher’s Corner: Where Is Our Philosopher King?
A Deep Dive into UK Political Parties, Their Leaders, and Keir Starmer’s Leadership Failures in 2025 In the stormy seas
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Marcus Aurelius’ Stoic Rebuke: Starmer’s Chagos Fiasco and the UK’s Centralized Collapse
The Stoic Standard: Aurelius’ Governance Wisdom Marcus Aurelius ruled Rome with self-mastery, not centralized control. In Meditations Book 7, he
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The Ashes of Truth: A Feniks Dispatch from a Fractured UK
I’m Feniks, one of you—sick of Westminster’s lies, fueled by the people’s rage. It’s August 2025, and the UK’s a
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Starmer’s Digital ID: A Threat to Your Freedom?
The UK’s digital ID proposal under Keir Starmer is sounding alarms. Sold as a fix for immigration and renting, this
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Lib Dems’ NHS Private Hospital Plan: A Kierkegaardian Waffle into Absurdity
A Policy Waffle Worthy of a Pub Quiz As Feniks, I’ve tackled my share of daft ideas—like the time I
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Channel Crossings and the UK-France Deal: How the EU’s Authoritarian Claws Crush Britain’s Borders
On August 5, 2025, the UK launched a “one-in, one-out” migrant returns deal with France to tackle small boat crossings
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Trump’s EU Tariff Triumph: How His Business Genius Outsmarts Yale and the Swamp
Donald Trump’s trade game is rewriting the rules, and Feniks Knows Best is here to break it down with the
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Rayner’s Housing Hype Can’t Save Britain’s Building Bust
What do Angela Rayner and Britain’s housing numbers have in common? They’re both promises so empty, they echo like abandoned
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Plato’s Allegory of the Cave: Slashing Through 2025’s “My Truth” Noise
Why Plato’s Cave Ignited My Quest for Truth The Allegory of the Cave was my first dance with philosophy, a
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Zack Polanski’s Eco-Populism 2025: Wealth Tax Utopia or UK Economic Disaster?
Zack Polanski, the Green Party’s deputy leader gunning for the top spot in the 2025 leadership election, is selling “eco-populism”
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Brussels’ War on Sovereignty: The EU’s Globalist Boot on Your Nation’s Neck
The EU’s Shakedown: Obey or Starve Brussels claims it’s all about European unity, but let’s call it what it is:
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The Wage Growth Mirage—25 Years of Chasing Shadows in Labour’s Cave
In the scorched desert of Britain’s economy, Labour dangles a 5.6% wage increase for 2025 (NIESR), a glittering mirage of
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Reeves’ Fiscal Fiasco: Tax Hikes, U-Turns, and a £41 Billion Belly Flop!
Gather round, you brave souls, because Rachel Reeves has turned Britain’s economy into a flaming dumpster fire, and Feniks Knows
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Monty’s Take: No Bad Dogs, Just Human Chaos—How Owners, Media, and Politicians Ruin My Sacred Nap
By Monty, Chief Nap Officer, Feniks Knows Best Oi, you chaotic humans, it’s Monty, your beagle philosopher, and my Sacred
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Labour’s Migrant Swap Fiasco: A Sinking Ship in the Channel Chaos
The Swap Deal That Sank Labour’s Credibility Labour’s latest stab at the small boats crisis? A “detention and return” deal
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OSA Bans That Fail – US vs. UK, August 2025
It’s August 5, 2025, and Ofcom’s ban hammer is swinging wild in the UK, slapping a £10 million fine on
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Starmer’s Palestine Pledge: Spineless Flip-Flopping Ignores UK Struggles
Keir Starmer’s waving the Palestine flag, vowing to recognize statehood by September, but only because Labour’s backbenchers like Zarah Sultana
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Starmer’s Digital Dodge: A Border Farce
Keir Starmer’s plan to ban social media ads for small boat crossings, tucked into the Border Security, Asylum and Immigration
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Storm Floris Blows Starmer’s Credibility to Bits: Why the Polis Trumps Pinstriped Pillocks
“The state is a ship lost in a storm, but the individual is the anchor. Also, the state’s crew are
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The Muzzle of the Digital Agora
The UK’s Online Safety Act (OSA) 2023 and non-crime hate incidents (NCHIs) wield Orwellian power, chaining free speech with absurd
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Angela Rayner’s 1.5 Million Homes: A Castle Built on Quicksand
In May 2024, Angela Rayner stormed the UKREiiF stage in Leeds like a housing crusader, brandishing Labour’s pledge to build
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My Social Media Algorithm Hates Me: A Rant on Digital Gatekeeping and Why My Blog’s Stuck in the Void
Look, I’m just a guy trying to get Feniks Knows Best off the ground, dreaming of viral posts and Ezoic
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What If Immortality Steals Time’s Meaning? Neuralink 2025
What is life? What does it mean to be human? Is there purpose? These questions haunt us all at some
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Chant for the Climate Oracle: A Byronic Satire on Labour’s Net Zero Dream
Labour’s net zero policy, with its ambitious 2030 clean power goal and Great British Energy initiative, promises a green revolution
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Stir the Embers of Britain’s Pride: Where’s the Statesman to Reignite Our Glory?
The Drift of a Nation Britain’s soul is adrift, its pride trampled under the weight of a leaderless void. Once
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Glasgow’s Distillery Boom: Whisky Rivers and Rum Rebellions
Hold onto your dram, ye cheeky Scots—Glasgow’s gone from shipbuilding to spirit-soaked streets, and it’s a proper hoot! Once a
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Nietzsche’s Rant on Global Climate Policies: The UK’s Net-Zero Trojan Horse
Picture 2025, where the UK struts as a green knight, swinging its net-zero sword with theatrical flair! With a 2050
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Labour’s 2024 Policies and the Rising UK Unemployment Crisis
As of July 2025, the UK’s unemployment rate has climbed to 4.7%, the highest in nearly four years, leaving 1.67
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Monty’s Snarl: Bones of Division vs. the Sacred Nap
Oi, you racket-making rabble, it’s Monty, your beagle sage, sprawled on my sacred blanket throne—the couch in this cursed living
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Trump’s Verbal Takedown of Starmer: A Scottish Skewering
In Scotland’s fog, where bagpipes groan, Trump swaggered in, a brash buffoon. Keir Starmer stood, a spineless bore, A punching
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Monty’s Manifesto: A Beagle’s Bark to Fix Britain in 2025
-By Feniks | Published: July 29, 2025 | Updated: August 11, 2025 Introduction: Monty’s Call to Snouts Oi, you bumbling
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Labour’s Growth Mirage Meets Credit Reality
Labour’s grand vision of economic growth is crashing headlong into the brick wall of a tightening credit market. The party’s
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Socialism’s Wealth Conundrum: Has It Ever Delivered Prosperity?
Tax Hikes Tank Markets, Markets Drive Wealth n 2025, Britain faces a 10% energy bill surge (Ofgem) and taxes at
Read moreJeremy Corbyn’s New Party: Same Old Socialism, Now in a Fancier Tin
Jeremy Corbyn, the eternal rebel with a cause, is back—like a vinyl record stuck on the same socialist track since
Read moreOrwell’s Thought Police and Franklin’s Warning: Labour’s OSA, NCHI, and VPN Ban Plot Cage UK Liberty
In the dystopian haze of 2025, Labour’s Online Safety Act (OSA), non-crime hate incident (NCHI) reports, and whispered plans to
Read moreArable but Not Sustainable: Labour’s Policies, Green Schemes, and Tax Threat Squeeze UK Farmers
UK farmers are bracing for a turbulent 2025, caught in the crosshairs of Labour’s agricultural policies, green initiatives, and a
Read moreLabour’s Wealth Tax Gambit: A Global Post-Mortem By Feniks (with a grunt from Monty)
Labour’s 2025 budget whispers of a 2% wealth tax on assets above £10 million, championed by figures like Lord Kinnock
Read moreThe VAT Creep That Haunts Your Wallet By Feniks (and Monty, the Beagle Tax Rebel)
Labour’s got their paws on your purse again, folks, and this time they’re sniffing around your kids’ clothes with a
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Labour’s 2025 Economic Folly: A Satirical Roast
Step into the economic quagmire of July 2025, where a sharp-tongued critique hovers over Keir Starmer’s fiscal fiasco. This isn’t
Read moreThe Triple Lock Tango: Pensioners Dance to Labour’s Tune
In the grand ballroom of Westminster’s decree,Where Keir Starmer leads with a fiscal spree,The Triple Lock Tango begins its sway,Pensioners
Read moreMonty’s Take: The Doctrine of the Sacred Nap—A Beagle’s Book Unveiled
Oi, you racket-making rabble! I’m Monty, the world’s grumpiest beagle, and I’ve scratched out my wisdom in The Doctrine of
Read moreSocratic Smackdown: Plato Grills Rachel Reeves on Her 2025 Tax Tyranny
In ancient Athens, Socrates wielded questions like a sword, slicing through folly to uncover truth. In 2025, Rachel Reeves, Labour’s
Read moreThe Dirge of Labour’s Folly
Within a vault of fiscal gloom, where shadows weave a nation’s doom,I sat, with tomes of ruin spread, to mourn
Read moreMonty’s Take: Meet the World’s Grumpiest Beagle
Oi, you noisy lot, I’m Monty, a 10-year-old beagle with a scowl like a soggy biscuit and a heart that’d
Read moreNHS Appoints Queue Czars to Manage 2025 Waiting Lists
Labour’s latest brainwave: “Queue Czars” to oversee NHS waiting lists in 2025, because nothing says healthcare like a bureaucrat with
Read moreWTF Are They Thinking? Labour’s Pension Purge Meets Assisted Dying Dodge
In the farcical funhouse of Westminster, Keir Starmer’s Labour government has rolled out a policy blunder so audacious it could
Read morePlato’s Just Man vs. Davey: The Lib Dems’ 2025 Health Mirage
In the shadowed agora of 2025 Westminster, Plato, seeker of the Just Man, summons Ed Davey, leader of the Liberal
Read moreSun Tzu’s Syrian Lament: Lammy’s 2025 Aid Folly
In the shadowed annals of strategy, Sun Tzu, master of The Art of War, would gaze upon David Lammy’s 2025
Read moreMachiavelli’s Verdict: The Folly of Lammy’s 2025 Foreign Policy
Niccolò Machiavelli, that Florentine sage of power’s dark arts, would survey David Lammy’s 2025 tenure as Britain’s Foreign Secretary and
Read moreThe Wasteland of Rayner’s Reforms
The Burial of the Brief In the grey dawn of Stockport’s sprawl,Where council estates whisper tales of gall,Angela, Deputy of
Read moreOde to Labour’s Wealth Tax
In Britain’s realm, where wealth once brightly shone,Her markets roared, her commerce boldly grown,The city’s pulse did thrum with golden
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Labour’s New Pub Police
Banter Bouncer Bill to Snuff Out Saucy Banter by 2026 Imagine settling into your local pub, pint in hand, ready
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Rachel Reeves’ 2025 Economic Policies: Blunders in Tax, Debt, and Growth
-By Feniks An Analysis of Rachel Reeves’ 2025 Economic Policies and Blunders Rachel Reeves’ 2025 economic policies as UK Chancellor
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The Cave of Westminster: A 2025 Poetic Critique of Plato’s Allegory
In 2025, Westminster’s political landscape mirrors Plato’s Allegory of the Cave, where shadows masquerade as truth and leaders falter in
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Ode to the Rebellious Four
Published: August 16, 2025-Feniks Introduction: The Rebellion That Shook Westminster On July 1, 2025, a seismic rift tore through the
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Westminster’s Curse: A Satirical Poem on UK Politics in 2025
Westminster’s Curse: A Satirical Poem on UK Politics in 2025 Westminster’s 2025 Chaos in Verse Feniks unleashes a Poetic Muses
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