Monty’s Snarl: Bones of Division vs. the Sacred Nap
Oi, you racket-making rabble, it’s Monty, your beagle sage, sprawled on my sacred blanket throne—the couch in this cursed living […]
Meet Monty, a 10-year-old beagle with a bone to pick and a bark sharper than politicians spins. In Monty’s Take, this grumpy hound sniffs out the absurdity of politics and news, from taxes to council claptrap, with a wag and a snarl. Expect canine wit and rebellious rants.
Oi, you racket-making rabble, it’s Monty, your beagle sage, sprawled on my sacred blanket throne—the couch in this cursed living […]
Introduction: Monty’s Call to Snouts Oi, you mucky, yap-happy humans! I’m Monty, your next PBM(Prime Beagle Minister), barking from my
Oi, you racket-making rabble! I’m Monty, the world’s grumpiest beagle, and I’ve scratched out my wisdom in The Doctrine of
Oi, you noisy lot, I’m Monty, a 10-year-old beagle with a scowl like a soggy biscuit and a heart that’d