Feniks Knows Best: 2025 UK Political Leaders Roasted in Satirical Poem
A Cheeky Roast of UK’s Political Clowns Buckle up, folks—Feniks Knows Best is diving into the 2025 UK political circus
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Feniks Knows Best
Ancient wisdom applied to todays issue with a twist.log
Feniks Knows Best
Ancient wisdom applied to todays issue with a twist.log
Poetic Muses
Satirical poems blending political and social issues with ancient philosophy.
Labour’s Migrant Swap Fiasco: A Sinking Ship in the Channel Chaos
The Swap Deal That Sank Labour’s Credibility Labour’s latest stab at the small boats crisis? A “detention and return” deal
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Starmer’s Digital Dodge: A Border Farce
Keir Starmer’s plan to ban social media ads for small boat crossings, tucked into the Border Security, Asylum and Immigration
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The Muzzle of the Digital Agora
The UK’s Online Safety Act (OSA) 2023 and non-crime hate incidents (NCHIs) wield Orwellian power, chaining free speech with absurd
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Chant for the Climate Oracle: A Byronic Satire on Labour’s Net Zero Dream
Labour’s net zero policy, with its ambitious 2030 clean power goal and Great British Energy initiative, promises a green revolution
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Trump’s Verbal Takedown of Starmer: A Scottish Skewering
In Scotland’s fog, where bagpipes groan, Trump swaggered in, a brash buffoon. Keir Starmer stood, a spineless bore, A punching
Read moreThe Triple Lock Tango: Pensioners Dance to Labour’s Tune
In the grand ballroom of Westminster’s decree,Where Keir Starmer leads with a fiscal spree,The Triple Lock Tango begins its sway,Pensioners
Read moreSun Tzu’s Syrian Lament: Lammy’s 2025 Aid Folly
In the shadowed annals of strategy, Sun Tzu, master of The Art of War, would gaze upon David Lammy’s 2025
Read moreThe Wasteland of Rayner’s Reforms
The Burial of the Brief In the grey dawn of Stockport’s sprawl,Where council estates whisper tales of gall,Angela, Deputy of
Read moreOde to Labour’s Wealth Tax
In Britain’s realm, where wealth once brightly shone,Her markets roared, her commerce boldly grown,The city’s pulse did thrum with golden
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The Cave of Westminster: A 2025 Poetic Critique of Plato’s Allegory
In 2025, Westminster’s political landscape mirrors Plato’s Allegory of the Cave, where shadows masquerade as truth and leaders falter in
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Ode to the Rebellious Four
Published: August 16, 2025-Feniks Introduction: The Rebellion That Shook Westminster On July 1, 2025, a seismic rift tore through the
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Westminster’s Curse: A Satirical Poem on UK Politics in 2025
Westminster’s Curse: A Satirical Poem on UK Politics in 2025 Westminster’s 2025 Chaos in Verse Feniks unleashes a Poetic Muses
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