Labour’s latest brainwave: “Queue Czars” to oversee NHS waiting lists in 2025, because nothing says healthcare like a bureaucrat with a clipboard herding patients like sheep. With 7 million Brits languishing for appointments, Keir Starmer’s fix is to hire clipboard-wielders to “streamline” the chaos—never mind actual doctors. Diogenes would chuck his lantern: “More overseers than healers? You’ve turned hospitals into cattle pens!” By 2026, expect queues snaking from Leeds to Land’s End, with Queue Czars handing out numbered tickets like it’s a dystopian deli. Feniks Know Best readers, is this NHS salvation or a bureaucratic farce? Comment below—parchment preferred, pixels endured.
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