The Wasteland of Rayner’s Reforms
The Burial of the Brief In the grey dawn of Stockport’s sprawl,Where council estates whisper tales of gall,Angela, Deputy of […]
Poetic Muses
Poetic Muses
Ode to Labour’s Wealth Tax
In Britain’s realm, where wealth once brightly shone,Her markets roared, her commerce boldly grown,The city’s pulse did thrum with golden
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Labour’s New Pub Police: Bouncer Bill to Snuff Out Saucy Banter by 2026
In a bold move to make Britain’s pubs as exciting as a soggy tea bag, Labour has unveiled the “Banter
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An Analysis of Rachael Reeves Blunders in 2025
By not Milton Freidman In my earthly days, I championed markets over mandarins, but Rachel Reeves’ 2025 tenure as Chancellor
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The Cave of Westminster
In Westminster’s cave, where shadows creep, No guiding light, no truth runs deep. The forms of virtue, once held high,
Poetic Muses
Ode to the Rebellious Four
O ye of Westminster, lend me thine ears! Hear now the tale of Starmer’s stern decree, Where rebels bold, with
Poetic Muses
The Curse of Westminster
Oh, Westminster, you bloated beast of blunder,A year of Labour’s reign, a fiscal flounder!Reeves wept, then whacked us with a